8 Fantastically Hideous Things You Can Buy on ASOS Right Now

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So I was indulging in a bit of online shopping yesterday, and ASOS was of course the first place I visited. As one of my favourite brands, ASOS usually get it very very right. However, every now and then you’ll stumble across something very very wrong, that makes you think ‘Pardon, what now?’ Yesterday I stumbled over not one, but eight of these things. They were so hideous that I felt the need to present you with ‘Eight Fantastically Hideous Things You Can Buy on ASOS Right Now’

  • Minnie Mouse Leopard Sequin Ears – because apparently we should all embrace our inner child/moron
  • Parrot Wellies – for those tropical downpours when you needed the added protection of a beak
  • Cat Bag – to give off those attractive ‘crazy cat lady’ vibe at twenty paces
  • Tiara Sunglasses – so people know you are a princess and not just a buyer of tat
  • Beanie with Veil – in case someone asks for your hand in marriage while out in the frost
  • Monster Clutch – to make a statement. Unfortunately the statement is ‘I’m unhinged’
  • Tartan Cat Ears – because you want people to know you’re an Animoprh, but a very on-trend one
  • Phone Case with Veil and Detachable Chain – because you have lost all sense of what is right and wrong

As it is Christmas and the gift giving season, this feature could just as easily be called ‘Things to Buy Someone You Secretly Hate as a Thinly Veiled Insult’.  You are welcome.

8 Responses

  1. Tammie December 14, 2014 / 2:39 pm

    Absolutely hilarious!

    • Claire December 29, 2014 / 5:12 pm

      Haha glad you liked them as much as I did 😉 xx

    • Claire December 29, 2014 / 5:13 pm

      Definitely a way to describe them – and I’m so mystified that they’re now sold out! xx

  2. Albertine December 14, 2014 / 4:34 pm

    Hahaha they have some really weird things on ASOS, I always wonder who actually buys it!

    • Claire December 29, 2014 / 5:13 pm

      Most of these things were sold out by the time the post went live, so clearly someone is haha! xx

  3. Georgia February 20, 2015 / 7:57 pm

    LOVED this post – so funny!

    • Claire March 8, 2015 / 2:50 pm

      Haha why thank you! xx

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